Racist One Liners – Funniest Racist Jokes You Can Enjoy!

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Race has always been a tricky issue, especially when it comes to being humorous about it. We’ve all heard and shared a black joke or two, and there are some very funny jokes indeed, but some people get offended easier than others. Think jokes about white people, right? While blacks and Mexicans do enjoy a good laugh at hearing and making jokes about themselves, white people don’t seem to accept them quite as well. No wonder they’re harder to find. Therefore, speaking of “racist jokes” usually implies “nigger”, Jew, Hispanic or even Asian jokes.

Well, whatever our skin color, we must admit we all appreciate a good sense of humor. Racism and joking about it have always been around, quite long enough in fact, that people accept it more open-mindedly than ever before. So if you came across this page looking for some fun, let us just say, you’ve come to the right place! We don’t see any difference between white, yellow, black or red race, as we’ll make fun of you no matter what you are. Just read along our short racist jokes and laugh, please. There’s nothing better you can do than enjoy yourself.

1.
Why do Mexicans have small stearing wheels?
So they can drive with handcuffs on.

2.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
“Damn, I burnt one.”

3.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
Put floss over their eyes.

4.
How do white men become poor?
They feel sorry for the Mexicans and Blacks. Then they give their jobs and money away.

5.
What’s the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A boy scout comes home from camp.

6.
How do you keep mexicans from stealing?
Put everthing on the top shelf.

7.
Why do black people hate country music?
Because when they hear the word “hoedown” they think their sister got shot.

8.
What’s the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family of four.

9.
How was the Grand Canyon made?
A jew dropped a penny in a small hole.

10.
What do you call a stupid Chinese prostitute?
Wun Dum Ho.

11.
What’s the difference between a black and an Asian?
10 minutes in the oven.

12.
What’s the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
Pregnancy tests.

13.
Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why?
Because its free.

14.
What is the difference between a white man and an Indian?
The white man has to work for his money!

15.
What do Mexicans and vending machines have in common?
They both take your money and don’t work.

16.
How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
You don’t… that’s the problem!

17.
What’s an Irish seven course dinner?
A six-pack and a potato.

18.
What’s the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.
19.
An African American and a Mexican are in a car. Who’s driving?
The cop.

20.
Why do Asian women have small breasts?
Because their parents only allow A’s.

Sources: 1,2 & 3.

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